Holiday In North Korea

Stressed out? Tired of work? Is your boss getting you down? Is your consciousness awakening to the realities of your unequal Capitalist Society?

• You need a Holiday in the Socialist Paradise of The Democratic People's Republic of North Korea!

Internationally acclaimed and world renowned The Government of North Korea promises that once you come to visit you'll never leave.

North Korea has a bustling Cultural life with one of the most unique literary communities in the world. Read some of the Leaders thousands of works and marvel not only at the elegance of his style and its variety, (covering a spectrum from party doctrine to Tom Clancy style military fantasy) but also the sheer volume as he churns out over 90% of the country's written works.

Alternatively if you're looking for something more active or just want to tone up for the summer, you can join one our many 'Holiday' Camps where you'll lose weight so fast you'll be as amazed as you are emaciated. You won't be short for activities as the camps have a large range of things to do from gaining muslce in our 'Fun Labour' workshops to participating in scavenger hunts and looking for food! If you want to meet some of the locals it's just perfect as it's so popular with our own population that you'll be surronded by literally tens of thousands of them!

Brazil has it's Carnivals, China has its New Years fire works, but North Korea's Nuclear Tests are Guaranteed to blow you away!

(Peoples Rebuplic Comittee for Tourism, Leisure Activities and the Production and Regulation of Egalitarian Aquatic Defense Systems)